Tag: laughter
group name: englishalphabet
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August 02, 2007 11:36 AM EDT --
The voice from the other side of the sheet over my legs is matter-of-fact. "I think you need a hysterectomy…"
It's amazing what the brain does at times like that…especially . . .
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December 21, 2007 05:07 PM EST --
As someone who loves animals, I welcomed our kids' adorable, soft, furry yellow Labrador puppy as I would another child. She enjoyed her fluffy plaid bed in the kitchen and her denim outdoor bed . . .
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December 14, 2007 04:00 AM EST --
There are some relationships for which I cling to the concept of spiritual immortality. After all, there is no down side to this argument. If I physically return to stardust or ashes at the end of my . . .
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August 03, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
Could not resist this one, I apologize to all those bushies out there, but it's just too good to keep to myself. Click HERE
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November 24, 2007 06:41 PM EST --
As always, a day, ok two, late, and a dollar short, But if you want to see Bush's Thankfulness list, according to Andy Borowitz, CLICK HERE
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April 13, 2007 10:47 AM EDT --
Before you hit that button and move on to the next post, I want to assure you I'm not going to be getting all religious on you. I'm just making a point that . . .
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May 03, 2007 07:21 AM EDT --
Cruel red orb rises, on another day,
I lie here dozing, slowly ears join the fray,
And consciousness climbs the mind's ladder, halfway,
Popping up through the dual trap doors of my eyes.
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April 10, 2007 10:24 AM EDT --
That's how I felt when I woke up this morning. I almost wished it had happened as that would have at least been a reason why I felt so bad when I got up today. . . .
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April 16, 2007 12:44 PM EDT --
Let me start by assuring you all that I'm fine and my F.N. Kat escaped unscathed. We both managed to make it through the devastation with not a scratch on us. . . .
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April 09, 2007 09:40 PM EDT --
I know, you've got to be thinking to yourself, "What? Is he kidding? He's not going to write about his garbage, is he?" Now, would I do . . .
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April 16, 2007 08:10 PM EDT --
The crazy things we do when we're young...and the little games we play. When we're a baby, the first game we're taught is a rousing one of Patty Cake. . . .
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November 14, 2008 10:56 AM EST --
I've got two of the big horse pill sized percocets doing their magic, I'm almost able to stand half sitting on my bum, with their help, and I just got done cleaning Buddy's latest outdoor land . . .
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May 22, 2007 07:17 AM EDT --
It's 2:55 AM. At the tone, a small furry alarm clock will have passed on to the next life. We will all mourn the little pain in the ass, and regret that we have cleaved his head in two, . . .
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April 11, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
Since all of us are human...and apparently some less than others...none of us are perfect. With none of us being perfect, that means there's bound to be something . . .
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April 17, 2007 10:22 AM EDT --
She went out shopping today...wanted to pamper herself and was feeling in a sexy mood. She was thinking of slinking into that naughty new store downtown with mannequins . . .
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April 25, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
Why is it, when we have a craving for something, lots of times we can't have it? I don't know about you, but this happens to me all the time. It usually . . .
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April 27, 2007 07:22 PM EDT --
It's 3 AM as I sit in silence; wide awake in the middle of the night. I can hear the patter of the rain on the window behind the curtains by my desk. The . . .
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April 30, 2007 06:45 PM EDT --
What a waste. I found a little of that when I was out and about today. Lots being wasted in different ways. Being as frugal as I can be at times, I'm . . .
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May 24, 2007 07:45 AM EDT --
NOTE: The events here occur over hours and hours, a sentence added at a time in some cases, so the reader will have to assimilate the passage of time for it to make real sense. This is a narrative . . .
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May 25, 2007 06:45 AM EDT --
I got up about 2:30 AM, but for a change, it wasn't because Buddy woke me up, it was because I crashed and burned early, for me, and that was my time to get up. My internal alarm clock . . .
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