Tag: funny
group name: englishalphabet
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June 21, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
Early this afternoon my current avatar, known on the street as Frightening Icon, or F'con, demanded it be given net time or it would get its own namespace. Switching hats from namespace owner to Gather . . .
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September 08, 2007 10:05 PM EDT --
Dateline: Sept 8, 2007
This correspondent has learned through unnamed sources that Osama bin Laden, contrary to his very public fundamentalist Muslim agenda, has a taste for designer clothes - clothes . . .
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May 22, 2007 01:29 AM EDT --
After the football player with the broken leg was wheeled off the field I turned to my dad and said, "See! You want me to play football!"
My mother, she loved this. She said, "Yeah Floyd! . . .
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July 08, 2007 09:15 AM EDT --
Some of my gather friends have cautioned me about getting too upset over the antics of our entertainer in chief, lately, although I, personally, can't see how anyone not brain dead couldn't. . . .
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March 29, 2007 02:02 AM EDT --
I shan't name names because of the recent revelation to me from one of my certain people informing me of my very own sainthood. And to commit libel would be a contradiction to my character.
However, . . .
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September 21, 2007 10:43 PM EDT --
We are proud to bring you: Swabbies! The used clothing of the Subaheim-Wurbizers!
As the Subaheim-Wurbizers wear and discard each piece of their lovely designer apparel, we will happily make it . . .
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April 03, 2007 09:15 PM EDT --
I asked the leader of a college ministry if he’d seen the movie 300. He told me he had, but he didn’t realize it was going to be an all on naked fest.
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July 28, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
A While back, I posted a story about how we are perceived in the rest of the world, and the fact that we have lost respect and friendships, all over the world. I said I believed it basically due to Bush's . . .
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November 17, 2008 02:16 PM EST --
Keeping with my 'Fart Day' theme, here's a little something we can all participate in...because we all do it; whether we admit to it or now. Even if you . . .
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November 17, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
There's always got to be one in the crowd...a spoil sport. It seems like there's a Gather member out there who has her granny panties all in a bunch over my . . .
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November 24, 2007 06:41 PM EST --
As always, a day, ok two, late, and a dollar short, But if you want to see Bush's Thankfulness list, according to Andy Borowitz, CLICK HERE
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March 20, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
Early this morning a mother in Hometown, USA, confessed that she was ready for her children to return to school after only one day of Spring Break.
A neighbor overheard a conversation between the mother . . .
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November 14, 2008 10:56 AM EST --
I've got two of the big horse pill sized percocets doing their magic, I'm almost able to stand half sitting on my bum, with their help, and I just got done cleaning Buddy's latest outdoor land . . .
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November 18, 2008 08:48 AM EST --
No, no, no! This is NOT a continuation of my recently concluded series on (farts), so you can all breathe easier now. Alright, so maybe just a little, but only . . .
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February 25, 2007 11:33 PM EST --
I noticed I've been dwelling on Wal-Mart a bit much lately, so it's time to break things up with this new title-tagged entry. This time, it's Page a Day - for people who are looking for something . . .
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April 29, 2007 10:47 AM EDT --
A Snake In My Hay
(A Not Dirty Limerick, So Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter)
© J. Golden
When I went out to garden Tuesday,
I found a strange snake in my hay.
Though I tried and . . .
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April 10, 2007 10:24 AM EDT --
That's how I felt when I woke up this morning. I almost wished it had happened as that would have at least been a reason why I felt so bad when I got up today. . . .
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April 16, 2007 12:44 PM EDT --
Let me start by assuring you all that I'm fine and my F.N. Kat escaped unscathed. We both managed to make it through the devastation with not a scratch on us. . . .
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May 24, 2007 07:45 AM EDT --
NOTE: The events here occur over hours and hours, a sentence added at a time in some cases, so the reader will have to assimilate the passage of time for it to make real sense. This is a narrative . . .
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May 25, 2007 06:45 AM EDT --
I got up about 2:30 AM, but for a change, it wasn't because Buddy woke me up, it was because I crashed and burned early, for me, and that was my time to get up. My internal alarm clock . . .
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